Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	10

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	782	New Chunks Explored:	428032
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	6097	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4395
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Star Shards Collected:	124

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8921
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	7064
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2591
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Emeralds Found:	4407

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	8379	Votes:	1316
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9985	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9967
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1075

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga