Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	278	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	251
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	8885
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	23	Votes:	5007
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	778

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	4091	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3334	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	2503	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	925	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	191	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Potions Brewed:	189
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Votes:	7927
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	623	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	New Chunks Explored:	956919
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com