Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4906	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	603	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	72	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	557431

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9319
Enchantments Applied:	261	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8563	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Farms Harvested:	495
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net