Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	790
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6239
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Towns Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	458
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Emeralds Found:	1315
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Votes:	8150
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7152	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	256	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org