Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Divine Spears Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8821	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5151	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	203
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crops Grown:	4726
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

spela.mucraft.se