Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	8079
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	535

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1578
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	602413	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	5879	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1324
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Farms Harvested:	626

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com