Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4001
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	7589	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	26575
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ores Mined:	8867
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	732730

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1638	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	5899	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

mcs.crafterlife.net

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

worldofeldin.com:25561