Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4184
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6588	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Divine Spears Created:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	3404	Votes:	525
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1910	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3329

Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	143
New Chunks Explored:	237318	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1626
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	278	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5601	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com