Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7986	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	5911
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magic Items Found:	1380	Mines Excavated:	2714
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net