Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	794347
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7333	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6021	Crops Grown:	3371
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	4189
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	271118
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	2924	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mines Excavated:	2207	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Animals Bred:	164
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com