Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	510	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	4480	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runes Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6094
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2427
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406
Emeralds Found:	8199	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	84	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1871
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Votes:	317

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9697
Void Gems Collected:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9424	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

join.dogefun.net

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	973
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

BattlePeak.net