Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7278
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3493
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Votes:	1558
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7749	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1616
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Void Armor Forged:	27

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573