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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5378 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Mines Excavated: | 2351 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.