Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

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Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	504	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	6128
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	198123	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	419
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4142
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7833
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1145
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	112

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	6040	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Farms Harvested:	239	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4167	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.