Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	164
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Potions Brewed:	56	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	36258	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	8647	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Buildings Constructed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.