Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	2961
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8300
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2908
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3780
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!