Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Star Shards Collected:	225	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5941	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2216	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Star Shards Collected:	61
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5311	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4309	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	112848	Animals Bred:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	380810	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.