Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Love Letters Sent:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchantments Applied:	162	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8077
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ores Mined:	6101	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	25
Emeralds Found:	994	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4779	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	59
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.