Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Potions Brewed:	150
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	261378
Emeralds Found:	2560	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.