Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	6443

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1472
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1131

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6333
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Animals Bred:	137
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.