Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2931
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1531

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5737	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6680	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5342
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Emeralds Found:	822
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.