Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	6543	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	99
Farms Harvested:	420	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1627	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	4305
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8987
Dragon Eggs Found:	3875	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	177
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	7866
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.