Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	580054	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	318

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Players Killed by Monsters:	2570	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	857	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1692	Potions Brewed:	111
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Potions Brewed:	164

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.