Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	5204	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	862

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crops Grown:	5128
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	576	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Items Found:	6535	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3447	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	2148

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.