Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Star Shards Collected:	160	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7604

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	8329
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dimension Hops:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2241	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	197	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	204	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.