Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5897

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6352	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6609	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1252	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	178

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4659	Magic Items Found:	7662
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Potions Brewed:	82
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.