Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	559194
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	329

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2842	Villages Defended:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
New Chunks Explored:	288125	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Farms Harvested:	903
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	916
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	3081	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.