Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1711	Dragon Eggs Found:	5526
Star Shards Collected:	102	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8327	Players Killed by Monsters:	5409
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	6237

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ores Mined:	5009	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	5573	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Emeralds Found:	1322	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	2491	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.