Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	4823
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3465	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	4078
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	281
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Towns Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.