Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	190
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Emeralds Found:	8854	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1438
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Void Armor Forged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	4537	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Items Found:	5304	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	117
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9194	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).