Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	1838
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	618	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	6866	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	622
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.