Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	8830	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	New Chunks Explored:	310123
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3269	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Farms Harvested:	170	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	3023

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Star Shards Collected:	291	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.