Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	635

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	6532	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	93

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	96	Ores Mined:	4975
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.