Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1356	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ores Mined:	5982	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	825307	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.