Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	816
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	9732
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ores Mined:	8544
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	3834	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2675
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1182
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	133
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!