Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	76
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	854409	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	2670

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	111	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.