Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mines Excavated:	4441	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3533
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Potions Brewed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	838
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2701	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3289	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.