Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8210
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	2626
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	124	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Void Gems Collected:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	8072	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.