Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	6592	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	574675

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	4917	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	917	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Farms Harvested:	471
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8784	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.