Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8452
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	735405
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6967	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	52601
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9208	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	161806
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9181	New Chunks Explored:	33846
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.