Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6674
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	1929

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.