Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5791	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crops Grown:	8940
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	492735	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Datblock

Creative, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7321	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.