Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Emeralds Found:	8019
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Potions Brewed:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
New Chunks Explored:	82458	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mines Excavated:	3050
New Chunks Explored:	788627	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	9573
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	665	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1302	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1847	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimension Hops:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3427	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).