Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

786, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, ArtistCommissioner, bad artists, bad commissioners, BEWARE, commissioner, Exploitation, general, Gone Phishing Edition, Horu, j6un9, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Party, Pixxy, rant, scam, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Towns Built:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	255
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ores Mined:	7917	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5647

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.