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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2288 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!