”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5253	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	7643	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1653
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6743	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Farms Harvested:	862
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6222	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Votes:	9923
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Ores Mined:	9533
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	222
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3719
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5848	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	182166	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5794
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	3554
Star Shards Collected:	260	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com