”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	101
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9561
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	162121
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	474
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4293
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5383	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	337187
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Runes Activated:	8

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	199	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6041
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	383648	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	4106
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com