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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9101 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Magic Items Found: | 4257 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7077 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.
But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.
So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!
