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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4094 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2010 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.