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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9869 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!